Would somebody roll a big, fat Marley and pass it to our distinguished former president or possible future First Gentleman to chill his aging ass out?Either that or we need to dredge up Monica Lewinsky to nibble on his private parts until this election cycle is over.
The worst thing about this political campaign is Bill Clinton and his incredible ability to write headlines across America, headlines that are not too flattering of himself, his wife or the Democratic Party in general right now.
The most recent, of course, is the latest news blurb where he tells reporters that a showdown between his wife and John McCain would pair up two opponents who truly love America. He did not mention, however, Barack Obama.This is Clintonian politics at its worst.
It lacks all charm, it lacks all dignity, it lacks all reason and, quite frankly, does more to make his wife more unlikable than she already is in many eyes.
It's a cheap shot with overtones that will cost his wife even more of the black vote.
And, we all know this comes from the fallout surrounding Obama and the comments made by his pastor; comments that, if you listen to them objectively, are pretty damn truthful.
I mean, if Obama wasn't black enough for some of us six months ago, he sure is now.
His pastor said Mrs. Clinton never grew up a poor, black man in rich, white America.
True.
The pastor said she never had to endure being called "nigger."
True.
He brought up the Tuskegee syphilis experiment and the centuries-old black struggle. He referenced the Unites States as Ameri-KKK and instead of singing "God Bless America," rewrote it from not only the black, but the downtrodden perspective as "God Damn America."
Hard to argue with a man who's worked the streets trying to bring salvation to a flock in hardscrabble Chicago.
If this is what Bill Clinton really wanted to go after, why didn't he come straight out and say it, or, maybe, indeed, he is too busy getting tea-bagged by some little sylph he hooked up with on the campaign trail.
He's fucking up a good thing right now as interest in the Democratic process is probably at its highest point since he was attending college in England.
So, please, shut the fuck up, Bill.
You're killing the buzz for a lot of us who are really getting into this election.
